K Quotes

Bobby Hill: I'm going to grow up without anyone to love and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yancovich.

Hank: What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?

Dale Gribble: Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose.

(To non-talking stranger sitting next to him at bar)
Roy: WHO YOU CALLIN' PSYCHO?

Ishmael: Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant shit-cloud coming!

Master Doe: I have a mortal wound.
Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.

Master Tang: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.