J Quotes

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Jay: (reading internet forum) 'Any movie based on Jay & Silent Bob are gonna lick balls, because they both infact lick balls.'
Motherfucker, this time we wrote something back, type down this shit:
'All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

Holden: This is the site populated by militant movie buffs: sad pathetic little bastards living in their parent's basements, downloading scripts and inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing.

Joyride

Tanya Bayer: *crying* I'M GONNA BE A MODEL!

Justice League

J'onn: The invaders are nocturnal. They want to blot out the sun so they can live in perpetual darkness.
Flash: (to Batman) Friends of yours?

Batman: My mind is not a nice place to be.