B Quotes
Bad Santa
Kid: Santa!
Willie: Yeah.
Kid: You're bringing my present early?
Willie: No.
Kid: But I never told you what I wanted.
Willie: I said I didn't bring it, dipshit.
Batman: Animated Series
Joker: I want a nice clean game, gentlemen.
Penguin: That'll be a first. So, I hear 'you-know-who' nailed the Mad Hatter last week.
Joker: No kidding. He sure gets around for one guy.
Two-Face: Yeah, well that's where you're wrong. I don't think it is one guy.
Croc: Hun?
Two-Face: The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed someplace like a SWAT team. He wants you to think it's one guy but. . .
Joker: Eh. . . You're always seeing double.
Penguin: It's obvious our caped friend suffered some crime related drama when he was younger. Perhaps an over-anxious mother blew off a piece of his face.
Joker: Sure! He could be all gross and disgusting under that mask! Uh, no offence, Harv.
Two-Face: Just deal.
Croc: Well, you know what I think?
Joker: Not the robot theory again.
Croc: Well, he could be.
Joker: Don't look now, Sonny Jim, but the Plant Lady's gone wackers again.
Ivy: He started it! I was just sitting here!
Joker: That's right! You're always blaming me! And the children wonder why we fight.
Batman: I need help.
Harley: Well, you've come to the right place! I recommend a lobotomy.
Robin: It's lucky you were here, Harley. The countdown sequence didn't leave Joker enough time to swing by Arkham and pick you up.
Joker: Quiet, brat.
Harley: You were going to come back for me, weren't you, puddin'?
Joker: Of course, pumpkin pie! It's just that, uh-- here you are! So I can. . . save myself a trip!
Harley: But what about all our friends! Ivy and Two-Face and. . . Hat-Guy and. . . Lizard-Man and. . . Puppet-Head. . .
Joker: What about them?
Batman: Don't forget your little pets!
Harley: The babies! We can't leave the babies!
Joker: I'll buy you a goldfish! Let's go!
Harley: No!
Joker: Why you little--
(Harley hits him & runs to Batman)
Harley: You know, Bats, I got a crazy idea Mister J may not be the guy for me after all!
Joker: (to Bud n' Lou) Yeah yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favour and eat each other.
Joker: Drown the kids and shoot the neighbours! We've got a winner!
Beavis & Butthead
Beavis: Where's their kids?
Buzzcut: (Ghost of Christmas Future) Beavis, don't you get it? They never had enough food to eat, thanks to you.
Beavis: Oh, wait a second, I get it. So they ate their kids?
Braindead
Father McGruder: I kick ass for the Lord!
Bride of Chucky
Chucky: TIFFANY, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Jesse: You got some company?
Tiffany: Nah, just babysitting, foul-mouthed little fucker.
Jesse: On the other hand, she's not much of a house keeper.
Chucky: Yeah, Tiff, those dishes aren't gonna wash themselves ya know.
Jade: You were nice enough to cook him dinner, he could atleast wash a dish.
(Tiffany throws plates at Chucky)
Chucky: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Tiffany: Here I am, slaving over a hot stove, making cookies, making swetish meatballs, for
a man , for a man who can't wash one dish, for a man who isn't even a man WHERE IT COUNTS,
if you get my dift. (to Jade) Take it from me, honey, plastic is no subitrute for a nice hunk
of wood.
Chucky: (to Jesse) I didn't hear her complaining last night.
Chucky: Any guy would need a hunk of plastic..PROBABLY battery-operated to get a reaction outta
you in bed... and BY THE WAY... WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN TO BAKE?!?
Bride of Frankenstein
The Monster: Alone: bad. Friend: good!
Dr. Pretorius: Do you know who Henry Frankenstein is, and who you are?
The Monster: Yes, I know. Made me from dead. I love dead... hate living.
Dr. Pretorius: You are wise in your generation.
Monster: I want friend like me.
