Wildwood, New Jersey Vacation Pictures
Allow me to guide you through my trips over the years to my favorite (well ONLY) vacation spot.
This is the bridge from Delaware to New Jersey. I believe I must have taken this shot with my
little cheap ass camera (long ago, back in the 90s when cameras used FILM) when I was about 10
As a Kid
Years ago, we would stop along the way to any eyescores to take pictures with.
Somewhere in Delaware, in the early 90s (note the Simpsons t-shirt), my sister & me (little blond girl with unblurred face) posing with a GIANT one legged old man smoking a cigar..I don't believe he's there anymore.
With my mom uptop a GIANT pile of broken seashells.
In a boat.
Posing outside the amusement ride/funhouse Castle Dracula, mostly because we couldn't afford to go in.
More of Castle Dracula, which saddly burned down years ago.
Finding seashells with my dad
Moving ahead to about the following year, we're still posing.
Appears to be the same boat as before, but did the caption SHRINK, since my sister can wrap her arms around him?
I'm not sure why I look so pissed off in this shot. Getting ready for teenage angst I suppose.
Posing with billboard advertising the Boardwalk Mall
I like how we can date these photos based on our t-shirts. My mom is wearing Homer Simpsons & my sister a Homey the Clown (from the show In Living Color, for those not familar) one.
Feeding seagulls
Probably the following year, based on what I was wearing or how big I was getting, these were taken.
We have now crossed the line where we were taking picture with things that didn't belong to us, & passing them off as our own.
Here's my sister's boat!
We all pose next to it. It's scary how I'm turning into my mom at this stage.
Sadly, my dad has no boat..
And my sister's car!
Hey, even my mom had a chance to take a picture before the owner came back.
Here I am, the 10 year old loner.."Oh, nobody understands me!"
But look here, we could FINALLY afford a FANCY motel room that wasn't a half hour from the beach, it has a balcony & everything!
Standing next to a BEAUTIFUL painting on a side of a building on the boardwalk. Which sadly is no longer there.
For of us feeding seagulls. After we ran out of food, the seagulls went mad & become attacking people, after gaining a taste for meat from our leftovers..Or not.
Ok, I believe this is me at age 11 or 12. Look at me, I'm so kool. I have my hat sideways, my choker & big ass earrings on. It won't be long before reality starts crashing down on me.
Actually wait, I had a cute figure at this age! What the hell happened?
See I could have posing for preteen kiddie porn at this state. For that matter, who was taking this picture?
As a Teenager
I think I may have personally destroyed any pictures of myself from age 13-15 or so. Also I don't believe we went down to NJ for some years during this time. Therefore we are gonna skip to about age 15 in my life
So here I am, mopey teenager in black with hair pulled back & hippy glasses.
Rabbit ears!
Still posing mopey, even at the zoo. Note my Tommy Hillfinger t-shirt, I SO wanna be to be cool..
Yes I am indeed the rebel of the beach with my backwards Tommy Hillfinger hat & my South Park t-shirt.
"Why are you taking a picture while we're eating?!"
Feeding seagulls, this time in the parking lot. The better to have them crap on everyone's car!
As a Adult
And I use that term loosely.
Oh Sara, are you passed out drunk on the beach again? I actually should have posed with on of my mom's empty wine cooler bottles, but she has to be carefull in letting them be seen since booze appearently isn't allowed on the beach
Playing mini-golf, I'm gonna kick that squid's ass!
Trying to break into the fake houses
I don't want to have to pose for a father/daughter picture!
At another place, I am worshipping the Easter Island Head.
Fin. For Now.
